Okay, so here’s the deal. I stumbled upon this jumble of words about Nintendo games coming out this week. The kind of thing that’s supposed to make you excited about pressing buttons and staring at a screen. Anyway, let me wander through it with you because why not?
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So, this time around, the eShop’s got some goodies for the Switch 2 and the trusty old Switch. Loads of stuff to maybe blow your money on. Discounts too—because who doesn’t love saving a few bucks? But I’m already lost, and I haven’t even started.
### Nintendo Switch 2 Games – Drop What You’re Doing
First up, there’s this game called “Chillin’ By The Fire.” Sounds nice, right? Like a cozy winter night where marshmallows and hot cocoa are a given. Or is it supposed to be thrilling? Ah, who knows.
Then, “Dear Me, I Was…” appears. It’s those dot-dot-dots that make me curious, as if it’s the beginning of some life-reflecting adventure. I might be reading too much into it—oh well.
“Handy Hockey” is next. Probably self-explanatory, but I’m imagining an octopus playing hockey with eight sticks at once. Never mind, that’s probably not it.
And then there’s “Romancing SaGa 2: Revenge of the Seven — Nintendo Switch 2 Edition.” Quite a mouthful. Revenge sounds intense though. Maybe it’s personal?
### Nintendo Switch Games – The Not-New-Console List
Diving into the Switch stuff now. “鞭空翔～Whip/Sky/Fly～” kicks it off. I’ve gotta say, this title feels like a missed haiku attempt. Lovely imagery or maybe a travel daydream. My curiosity is piqued!
Then there’s “A Dream About Parking Lots.” Now, it’s like they’re pulling dreams out of my head. I once dreamed about winning Tetris in a parking lot… does this game get me?
“AirJet Fighter: Sky Assault.” Fighter jets zooming around? Definitely for those thrill-seekers who wish they could actually soar. Wait, are there parachute missions?
Some quirky “Cats Visiting The Cinema” comes along too. Cats watching movies—now that’s the cinema I’d pay for. Popcorn’s optional for them but not for me.
Hey, look, “Day of the Shell” is on the list. What shell, you ask? I wonder too. Maybe a turtle? Might be something else entirely, who’s to say?
And on it goes, games like “Coffee Shop Simulator” screaming caffeine highs, “Escape Game: The Odd Crime Scene” giving detective vibes, and “Mini Wheels Racers – Turbo Toy Playground” which screams fun if you’re into tiny cars on massive tracks. Or something.
Last but not least… “Yosei Wars.” No clue what a Yosei is, but it sounds important. Or mystical. Probably should google it, but nah.
Anyway, there’s tons more, but my brain’s already buzzing with new worlds to explore. Who knew listing games could spiral into this kind of ramble? Maybe time to pick up that controller.
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There you go. Messy, right? But kinda fun too—like scribbling that makes perfect nonsense. A human’s touch, if you ask me.
