Oh man, where do I even start with Pokémon Scarlet & Violet? Feels like diving into a game only to hit a wall made of molasses. Yeah, I’m looking at you, Nintendo Switch version. Remember those windmills? Moving like they were stuck in glue—classic.
Back in 2022, I ranted about it—like, major rant. Called it a “super-effective new vision,” but it ran like my old PC struggling with a new game (don’t ask how old). It was like watching high-def dreams through a 64-bit lens. Seriously, Scarlet & Violet deserved way better.
Fast forward three years, and we’re on the brink of a Switch 2 makeover. Gonna say it: this update’s a barnstormer. If the 2022 design was hitting it out of the park, Switch 2 is clearing the stadium.
Got a sneak peek, courtesy of The Pokémon Company. Major confidence move by them, considering my past gripes. But oh man, that difference? It’s like comparing a bicycle to a jet. Frame rates? I challenge you to go back after trying the Switch 2 version. You can’t. As Joe, a buddy of mine over at Serebii, notes, he’s spot on—it’s undoable.
The visuals are crisp—like, sharper than that one time I accidentally touched a cactus. Seriously, gone are the slideshows of distant Pokémon and, yes, those dreaded windmills. It’s a whole new ballgame.
But it’s not just about bragging rights here. Performance? It transforms the very soul of the game. Scarlet & Violet myth-busted the whole “frame rate doesn’t matter” spiel. Whip the camera around and nothing lags—it’s liberating. A breath of fresh air, really.
Plus, gameplay-wise, it’s like getting a caffeine shot after a long night. Wild Pokémon spawn and swarm around smoothly. Remember the menu lag? Poof—gone. Pokémon Box sprites? Lively as ever.
Hold up—let’s not say it’s perfect. The detail settings? Still pretty brutal, with flowers popping in like surprise guests at a house party. And okay, the art style? Yeah, needs a touch-up. But HDR does help—it makes Paldea parade its colors like it just got a makeover.
End of the day, it’s a win. The game we dreamed of—finally realized. Most polished main-line Pokémon game yet? Maybe. At 60fps, it feels, how to put this—like breaking the rules, in a fun way. The excitement for Pokémon Legends Z-A is shooting through the roof.
Who knew performance could be such a game-changer, huh?