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So, Nintendo’s been busy lately—like really busy. I stumbled across their latest financial report and, man, it’s got me hyped and a bit confused all at once. The Switch? Total game-changer, no doubt about it. It’s racing towards being Nintendo’s all-time bestseller, like, could it even knock the PS2 off its pedestal? Who knows. Wouldn’t that be wild though?
Now the Switch 2, it’s kinda like the cool new kid on the block. Already over 6 million units sold—yeah, you heard that right. Fastest-selling console ever, they say. I’m no economist, but that sounds huge. But, Nintendo’s got a challenge: keep the games coming, and not just any games, they need to be jaw-droppers.
Oh, speaking of games, they’ve spotlighted ten big ones coming up. Half of these are for Switch 2 only—fancy, right? You’ve got Drag x Drive on August 14, and then there’s something about Kirby and Forgotten…ah, too many names! Anyway, it’s on August 28.
I’m more of a Pokémon person, though—Z-A is out October 16. And yeah, playable on both the original Switch and the Switch 2. Seems like a smart move. Hyrule Warriors is sometime in winter 2025. What is winter really, though? Could mean anything.
And then there’s Metroid Prime 4 and Kirby Air Riders, but who knows when they’ll drop. Fingers crossed it’s before the year’s up. Or maybe not. Yup, maybe it drags on.
2026’s lineup? A hodgepodge of games for the OG Switch—like Rhythm Heaven Groove or Tomodachi Life. They’re all backward-compatible with Switch 2, thank goodness. As for Splatoon Raiders? It’s a wild card with no set release date yet.
Nintendo being Nintendo, we might get a Direct soon to smooth out those mystery dates. It’s like a tradition, one they broke in 2024, shockingly. Who knew? So, keep your calendars ready but with room for surprises. That’s how I’m rolling with it.
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