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So, here we are again with 33 Immortals doing its thing on Xbox Insiders. Wait, what’s today? Oh yeah, the fourth playtest kicks off Tuesday, May 20, bright and early at 8am PT (11am ET for the rest of us). You get a solid six days of chaos until Monday, May 26, same time in the a.m. This time, they’re throwing Xbox One players into the mix for kicks. Thunder Lotus — they seem pretty hyped to get more feedback. Limited spots though. Get in early. That’s the drill.
Right, the game. What’s it about? Picture this: Your soul, a bit doomed, shaking its fist at God’s last judgment. You jump into these wild 33-player co-op brawls. It’s like, boom, matchmaking — “pick-up and raid” style. You gotta buddy up to fend off monster waves and some seriously beefy bosses. Pick up new relics and make your soul, I dunno, eternally better? It’s intense. Wanna dig deeper? Hit up the 33 Immortals Website.
Updates? Oh yeah, they’ve been busy. You can now rebind controls, which honestly, should’ve been there from the start, right? Plus, they’ve been fiddling with the Sword of Justice, Staff of Sloth, Bow of Hope, Daggers of Greed — balancing stuff based on what you guys said. Fixed some Feats mishaps too. Fancy more on the updates? Patch notes have your back.
The lightning round — when to play:
Start: Tuesday, May 20th, 8am PT (11am ET)
End: Monday, May 26th, 8am PT (11am ET)
How to jump in: On the day (yes, May 20th), login via Xbox or Windows PC. Fire up that Xbox Insider Hub app. Haven’t got it? You know the drill — download it from the Store. Dive into Previews, hunt down 33 Immortals, hit Join, and get ready. Once signed up, grab it from the Store. Space is tight, so no dawdling!
Speaking of feedback — hit snags? Use the “Report a problem” thing. Here’s how:
Press the home button on the Xbox controller — hold it like your dear life depends on it. Select Report a problem, then Games category, then 33 Immortals Beta subcategory. Fill out the details. That helps them. A lot.
Need to stay in the loop? Follow @XboxInsider on X/Twitter and their blog for all the spicy announcements and extras. Also, the Xbox Insider SubReddit’s there if you wanna chat with the community.
Okay, I’m done now. Go have fun!
