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Okay, so I’m just back from Pax East and guess what? Warframe’s cooking up something wild again. Ever heard of Oraxia? Yeah, me neither, until now. But apparently, it’s a spider-themed warframe or something. You know, the kind of thing that crawls out of your nightmares and into your gaming console. It’s all part of this Isleweaver update that’s supposed to hit in June. Or maybe later. Who knows!
Picture this: You’re off on this island in Duviri, a place that got its big reveal back in 2023. Seems they’ve been keeping our spidery friend Oraxia under wraps there, and now it’s up to us—armed with courage and caffeine—to take her down. Why? Because Oraxia holds some sort of currency. And you trade that in for the shiny new warframe, number 61, plus some signature weapons. Yay, capitalism.
Now, before you roll your eyes, consider that a spider warframe has been the butt of every joke in the dev streams for like, ages. I mean, their collection of creepy monstery things is already pretty impressive. Voruna, the werewolf, was everyone’s furry favorite, minus the headaches of farming on Lua. Then there’s Sevagoth—the space ghost—and Inaros, the tanky mummy who looks like he walked straight out of a desert rave. We were bound to get a spider eventually, right? But if you really want a scare, just try handling Limbo. Trust me on this one.
But wait, Isleweaver isn’t just about spider antics. There’s this entire plot twist where Major Neci Rusalka somehow strolls into Duviri and starts causing chaos. And—get this—you might actually get to bring your own warframes and weapons to the fight! Usually, that’s a big no-no in Duviri’s rogue-like territory, so it’s kinda a big deal.
Oh, and don’t forget about Valkyr. She’s getting a rework—some new rage mechanic that’s supposed to be a game-changer. So yeah, pretty big update on the horizon!
Duviri’s always been a hot topic. Some folks love it because it’s chill and lets new players snag weapons and warframes without grinding the old stuff. Others not so much, since you couldn’t exactly flex your hard-earned Saryn Prime. But maybe this Isleweaver update will smooth things over. Fingers crossed, right?
Anyway—what was I saying? Oh yeah—June can’t come soon enough. Are you hyped for all this? Let me know your thoughts below!
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