Oh boy, here we go again. So, I stumbled upon this kinda hard-to-find Nintendo Switch 2 bundle on ShopTo, for those of you still frantically searching like it’s the final golden ticket. I mean, everyone and their cat wants to get their hands on this thing, right?
First things first. This whole set, it’s priced at £520.85. Crazy, I know. But it’s not just the console you’re getting. Nah, it’s all about those extras – an extra pair of those Joy-Con 2s and, oh, the fancy Nintendo Switch 2 Camera. Go big or go home, I guess?
Then there was this big reveal at some Nintendo Direct thing. Yawn. But! They threw in the shiny specs: an LCD that does 1080p. HDR too! — Does anyone really know what HDR is? — And up to 120 fps. Comes with 256GB storage. More room than I have for my socks, honestly. The dock has a fan, because of course it does, and they promise 4K resolution. Let’s see, eh?
Now, the fun bits. Ever heard of GameShare? Neither had I, but it’s a thing where you can share a game with folks who don’t even own it. That’s like borrowing sugar from your neighbor, but for games. There’s also GameChat, so lots of yelling online. Perfect.
The screen? Big, vivid… 7.9 inches. I mean, not sure why 0.1 inches matter, but let’s roll with it. It’s all about those smooth graphics and character faces, supposedly. Do I need to see Mario’s face that clearly? I digress.
Those Joy-Con 2 controllers are magnetic and snap on with a satisfying click, apparently. Plus, you can slide them around like a mouse. On your pants, no less. Sounds like a recipe for trouble, but hey, what do I know?
Oh, there’s this adjustable stand on the back. Freely adjustable, they say. Very fancy. And, drumroll, a new USB-C port. Top and bottom — so versatile! Connect it to stuff like the special camera. Because who doesn’t want video chat while gaming?
It’s packing some serious horsepower too — better CPU and GPU, for those who speak computerese. In layman’s terms? Games should look prettier and load faster. Buzzwords, am I right?
And audio geeks, listen up. Crisp audio, spatial 3D sound. Honestly, the sound might be clearer than my last conversation with the barista.
Storage? 256 GB — eight times more than the old Switch. You’ll need it if you’re a digital hoarder. But it only takes microSD Express cards now. Because regular microSDs weren’t speedy enough, I guess.
Mark your calendars — June 5, 2025. The price tag? £395.99 in the UK, €469.99 in Europe, and $449.99 across the pond in the States. There you have it, folks. Start saving, or selling your old consoles — whatever suits your boat.