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Alright, so THQ Nordic just finished their big 2025 thing. You know, those geeky showcases that are kinda exciting even if you’re not sure why you’re watching. So, they gave us the scoop on stuff like Tides of Tomorrow, Spongebob with some wild subtitle about tides (again?), and a Gothic 1 redo. Yeah, apparently that’s a thing.
First off, Tarsier—those folks behind Little Nightmares—are cooking up a new horror gig called Reanimal. The trailer showed up with craziness: new zones, critters, and these orphaned sibs on a wild trip. Honestly, it’s got co-op stuff for that buddy horror experience, ‘cause why freak out alone, right?
Oh, and if you’re the chill type (sorta the opposite vibe?), SpongeBob’s Titans of the Tide—yeah, I laughed at the name, too—is taking pre-orders. It’s dropping on PS5 come November 18. What’s cool? You switch between SpongeBob and Patrick. Weirdly enough, David Hasselhoff’s involved. Don’t ask—I didn’t.
And for all those out there who collect everything SpongeBob…including pants? There’s a bundle with all sorts of digital goodies. You know, cause who doesn’t need a patch with a cartoon sponge on it?
Moving along. Gothic fans, unite! Alkimia Interactive’s revamping Gothic 1. It’s all geeky RPG nostalgia with some fresh tweaks. Apparently, they’ve released a demo—just a tease without spoilers. I mean, who wants spoilers anyway? Not me, that’s for sure. They’re also gonna drop the classics—so, get that dust off your old save files.
Then there’s this Eternal Life of Goldman thing. Think platformer with a splash of gloom. You’re Goldman whose life… well, goes a bit sideways. The usual jump here, explore there, try not to fall and die stuff. The story’s got layers. Like an onion. A pretty and dark onion.
Tides of Tomorrow is up next with some gameplay quirks. The creative minds from Route 96 are mixing storytelling with teamwork in this vibrant post-apocalypse theme. Choices matter or something. It’s a colorful dive into who knows what, with surprise twists. As if we haven’t had our fill of those.
Now for a personal favorite—Wreckfest. It’s returning with even more mayhem. The carnage, the metal-on-metal crashes, pure bliss with a side of destruction. I swear it’s therapeutic. If smashing virtual cars is your serenity, get hyped for 2026. Oh, did I mention it’s kinda a sequel?
Rolling along, Titan Quest II is resurrecting its myth-filled madness with all the hacking, slashing, looting goodness we remember. You basically create your own hero using mythic jam, exploring Greece. Facing gods and monsters and whatnot. Hero’s journey maybe? Who knows.
And bam, Wreckreation. Like Burnout’s cousin once removed. You’re looking at tons of cars, customizable chaos, with the Game DJ doing its tweaking magic. You change weather, music—like an all-you-can-tweak buffet. Need a track over a dinosaur’s noggin? Totally doable.
Lastly, yeah, there’s more to say. But just maybe I’ll check out these games… or forget I was ever here. Gamescom’s coming soon, and frankly, I can’t tell if it’ll be the highlight of the year or not.
That’s it, folks. Get hyped—or mildly amused. Your call.
