Oh wow, so there’s this thing happening tomorrow. Literally tomorrow. Radical Theory and their buddies ML MEDIA and Shine Group are letting loose a wild ride called Rooftops & Alleys: The Parkour Game. It’s jumping straight onto PlayStation and Nintendo Switch, and I’m here like, “Do I need this?” Spoiler: probably yes. Anyway, so I thought you’d like to know. Or maybe not, but here you are reading this.
Okay, picture this: it’s not just a game. No, no, it’s like you’re flying—really flying—until you’re not. Imagine nailing that crazy trick combo. The thrill! The excitement! And then, BAM, you’ve crash-landed in some dimly lit alley that you just completely misjudged. Seriously, who hasn’t done that, right? In the game, obviously.
So, what are we talking about here? Ah yes, exploring these massive parkour maps—huge, like one of those vast cityscapes in your favorite action movie. And you’re just—ahem—running everywhere. With friends or no friends. You know, multiplayer modes and all that jazz. TAG, Capture the Flag, Trick Battles—why do I want to try them all? Probably ‘cause I’m competitive.
Ooh, look, you’ve got your little pigeon pal. I know, of all sidekicks, a pigeon? But it’s cool. Helps you scout, fast travel, and stuff. Honestly, the pigeons kind of have a charm. And, like, costumes. For both you and that darn pigeon. A hundred options! Why is customization so addictive? I’d lose hours just dressing up a virtual bird.
And the tricks—wow, endless combos are endless for a reason. Master ’em all if you’ve got the skills. I’ll be fumbling around, let’s be real. But somehow, that’s the fun of it—messing up, I mean.
Anyway—oh wait, there are pictures too. Look at those colors! Vibrant, isn’t it?
In conclusion (which is really just another way to keep rambling): mark your calendars ‘cause Rooftops & Alleys is dropping like it’s hot—and whether you crash or fly, that’s for you to find out.
