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Ever try conquering kingdoms just for kicks? Yeah, me neither. But there’s this game, 9 Kings, that dropped today on the Microsoft Store and it’s on PC Game Pass – kind of a big deal in the gaming world, apparently. It’s called a roguelite strategy game, whatever that means. Basically, you make tough choices and try not to mess up too badly. Heard this game has already siphoned off endless hours from people’s lives, and I guess now you can dive into the chaos too.
So, can you handle being a King of Kings? Hooded Horse and Sad Socket cooked up this game that makes you auto-battle your way through – you fight and fight until you either snag the crown or flop miserably. Pick the right combos and you might even glitch your way to some mystical third path. Who knows?
Anyway, at first, 9 Kings seems pretty straightforward – slap a card on your 3×3 board, battle, and repeat. Win a round, score a new card. But hang on, it’s just the surface of this royal mess.
The first move – play a card. Do you chuck a new troop or building down to expand your kingdom’s muscle, or do you duplicate something for a power boost? Stick it over in the corner to leave room for other stuff later, or maybe shove it near your Keep for some extra oomph? Decisions, decisions.
And when it comes to choosing your spoils? Do you grab something easy for a quick boost, or try setting up for a killer combo later? Either route’s risky – might slow your roll against foes if you play it safe, but gambling could fall apart without the perfect cards.
This game’s strategy depth unravels fast, and don’t get me started on the board expansions, perks, and those random quests that sneak up on you.
With the auto system, you don’t gotta sweat the battles too much – your little pixel army runs out to bash on whoever’s taunting you now. Numbers flash, minions clash, and hopefully, you’re the one left standing. Even if you scrape a win, thanks to game magic, everything resets and your troops are good to go for the next fight. Convenient much?
Troops and buildings in the game each come with a King. Nine kings, nine cards each, plus some extra unique cards. From the grey siege gear of the King of Stone to the crimson crew of the King of Blood, and the shiny gold mobs of the King of Greed, each faction has their own vibe. Win against other Kings, and watch your army evolve as you nab their cards.
The game’s still in Preview but has gotten some tweaks from player gripes. They even tossed in an eighth king – the King of Nomads. Into dragons? Switching tactics on the fly? Think you’re a long-lost Khan descendent? This deck is for you. Figure out the game basics and unlock this deck to really shake up your play.
Waiting for what, exactly? Jump into 9 Kings on PC Game Pass and see if you’ve got the chops to become the King of Kings.
