Sure, here we go:
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Okay, so here’s the thing. NVIDIA and a bunch of other tech companies are all over the Middle East now. But why? Because Trump — yep, him again — signed off on these mega-deals with countries over there. I guess oil money’s shifting into AI now. Weird, right?
So, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, the UAE — they’re all over NVIDIA’s tech. Buying up AI chips by the millions… or billions, who even knows anymore. Crazy amounts of money. I’m here just trying to figure out my coffee order while they’re making billion-dollar decisions. Makes you think.
NVIDIA’s having a rough time in China. US-China tensions are a party and a half, right? With Uncle Sam frowning on them doing too much business there, they’re looking at new playgrounds. Enter the Middle East, stage left. It’s like a soap opera but with computer chips.
So Trump travels with NVIDIA’s big boss, Jensen Huang, to Saudi Arabia. Why do I imagine him with a superhero cape? Anyway, they set up this AI firm called HUMAIN. They’re like, “Hey, we’re gonna spend a bajillion dollars on NVIDIA and AMD.” Honestly, it’s so much money, I’m wondering if I need a new calculator. Starting with 18,000… or was it 180,000… whatever, a ton of AI clusters. It’s like those things breed overnight.
Oh, and the UAE was their next destination. They’re buying over a million chips over the next ten years. Which is a lot of, um, chips, if you ask me. Trump’s pushing these investments like it’s a clearance sale. Feels like a love letter to the Middle East — or maybe a breakup note to China.
But — and there’s always a ‘but’ — some folks in the US government are freaking out. Caution flags everywhere. They’re worried selling all these chips might backfire, put the US behind. Can we ever have a news story without someone yelling “national security”? I doubt it.
So, this might be NVIDIA’s golden ticket or their ticket to some other type of ride. Who can say? AI race in the Middle East — didn’t see that on my 2023 bingo card. But here we are.
Anyway — wait, no — what was my point again? Oh, right, follow the money… and maybe send some my way if you find extra.
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Hope it’s humanly believable!
