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Okay, so the Switch 2 is finally here. And guess what? Jon and James are back, like out of nowhere. Honestly, it’s like they just pop up when you least expect it, kinda like when your oven decides to start smoking right in the middle of cooking dinner. Great timing, right?
So there we were, three weeks of peace, no J&J chaos, and now—bam! They’re back. It’s almost like they bring this weird energy with them. I mean, think about it: crops failing, dogs doing their business right where you least want them to. Speaking of… why would anyone choose carpet over hardwood with a dog around? It’s just… I don’t know, like inviting chaos into your home. The smell, the hair everywhere. Just why?
Oh wait—Switch 2. Got a bit carried away there.
So yeah, the show kicks off with their take on the new hardware. James actually got the Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour… props to him for that, I guess. He’s got all sorts of thoughts on it. Like, it’s got challenges and quizzes. Some fun facts, and, of course, a price, because nothing in life is free, right? Then they dive into this game everyone and their grandma is buzzing about, Mario Kart World—barely 20 hours after Switch 2’s out. First impressions and all.
And they couldn’t stop there, could they? Nope. Gotta delve into GameCube games on NSO for Switch 2. Wait, also NES Bionic Commando in Street Fighter 6?! ON SWITCH 2. Yeah, you get where this is going. It’s like this endless loop of excitement.
You know, great artists aren’t valued while they’re alive. Or something like that. I should probably go watch more Mr. Iguana matches now.
