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You ever have one of those moments where you’re just trying to find a simple toy—well, gaming console—but it feels like hunting for a rare gem? That’s what’s going on with the Nintendo Switch 2. The big guy at Nintendo, Shuntaro Furukawa, basically said, “Sorry, folks!” because there just aren’t enough of these things out there. Crazy, right?
At this shareholder meeting—I picture it as super formal, but maybe they had snacks?—Furukawa was all like, “Hey, sorry if you or your grandma can’t find one of our consoles.” Apparently, the Switch 2 is scarcer than a warm coffee on a Monday morning. They started some kinda random draw in Japan to decide who could buy one. I’m imagining a lottery, but instead of the jackpot, you get permission to buy a console. Wild!
Furukawa even had to hop onto X (what’s the deal with all these social platforms, honestly?) and said, “Thanks for applying, but we got more than 2.2 million applications, so, uh, good luck?” It’s like signing up for a marathon and finding out everyone and their dog is running too.
Now, here’s the kicker—they’ve done this drawing four times already and are gearing up for a fifth one. Five times, people! And, while some shops are starting to sell these things directly, good luck finding one. The shelves are emptier than my fridge on a Sunday night.
Meanwhile, Nintendo’s cranking out games faster than I can finish one. There’s Mario Kart World—you know, the classic—and a bunch of other titles lined up. Donkey Kong’s swinging back on 17th July, which is, like, right around the corner, isn’t it? I always lose track of time with these things.
And if you manage to snag one of these elusive Switch 2s, prepare to drop some serious cash. They’re not cheap—at all. In the UK, it’s around £395.99, and if you’re in the US, it’ll set you back $449.99. I heard they cost even more in Europe. Crazy!
Anyway, good luck out there, gamer! And remember, the hunt for the Switch 2 is apparently a real thing. Who would’ve thought?