Woohoo! So, buckle up folks! 2025 is bringing in this… well, slightly bonkers Atari Studios Publisher sale on the Nintendo eShop. And it’s not like I was counting down or anything — okay, maybe a little. There’s a mad dash of discounts to grab 30, yep, thirty, Nintendo Switch games. But hey, it’s like those sales where you feel you are saving the world. Or maybe just your wallet.
All this crazy celebration is wrapping up at precisely 11:59 PM PT on Sunday, May 11, 2025. Why so exact, right? But anyway, the deals are cartwheeling across the floor for games like Atari 50: The Anniversary Celebration (yes, fifty — makes you feel old?), Breakout Beyond (sounds intense), Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Rita’s Rewind (ah, childhood memories, anyone?), RollerCoaster Tycoon Classic (those screams are virtual, probably), Star Wars: Dark Forces Remaster, and The Thing: Remastered. Phew, what a lineup.
But wait, here comes the way too tempting list (you may want to hide your credit card… or not):
– Akka Arrh – Picking up this gem for $5.99, slashing from $19.99. Wasn’t this less than a burger meal?
– Asteroids: Recharged – $3.49. Like, seriously? It was $9.99. I… just don’t understand sometimes.
– Atari 50: The Anniversary Celebration Digital Expanded Edition – You get expanded stuff, $29.99 instead of $49.99.
– Atari Flashback Classics – $11.99. Originally $39.99. Flashback or flash steal?
– Blade Runner: Enhanced Edition – $2.49. Okay, I’m sold. Was $9.99.
– Bread & Fred – Only $8.99 instead of $14.99. Still have no clue who Fred is.
– Breakout Beyond – It’s $11.99 from $14.99. Beyond? What’s beyond?
– Bubsy: Paws on Fire! – $4.99. Flames of discounts from $24.99. Let’s pretend that makes sense.
– Centipede: Recharged – $3.49. That was $9.99. Feels like I’ve seen this somewhere… deja vu?
– I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream – $7.99. Used to be $9.99. What a title, right? Sends chills.
– Killing Time: Resurrected… $16.24, was $24.99. Like resurrecting my savings?
– Lunar Lander Beyond – $16.49 instead of $29.99. Land on the moon, kinda affordable now.
– Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Rita’s Rewind – A hefty $24.49, but was $34.99. Go-go… okay, enough…
– NeoSprint – $14.99 from $24.99. Sprint to buy it? Eh, maybe.
Oops, sorry! Where was I? Oh yeah, games galore:
– PO’ed: Definitive Edition – $10.99, down from $19.99.
– PowerSlave Exhumed – $6.99. Was $19.99. Feels like uncovering history.
– qomp2 – $10.99. Used to be $19.99. Such a quirky name.
– Rise of the Triad: Ludicrous Edition – Slashed to $6.99, from a whole $19.99. Ludicrous indeed!
There’s still a carousel of others like RollerCoaster Tycoon Adventures Deluxe, Shadow Man Remastered, Star Wars: Dark Forces Remaster (already a fan), Strife: Veteran Edition, Surgeon Simulator CPR (who doesn’t want to mess up surgeries safely?), and on goes the list… you get the idea, right? It’s like a drugstore sale but way more digital and… gamified?
And yeah, if “Totally Reliable Delivery Service” isn’t the ironic game of the year, I don’t know what is. From $14.99 to just $2.99. Seriously? Delivery skills not required, hopefully.
Remember folks, empty aisles, no hassles – only if we had unlimited funds to splurge every time this digital treat rolls around! So go ahead, dive in, and game on!
