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So, there’s this game, right? Kulebra and the Souls of Limbo. Kind of sounds like a mash-up of, I dunno, Paper Mario and Coco? Anyway, it’s hitting Xbox Game Pass Ultimate on May 16. Funny enough, it’s also dropping on the Nintendo Switch. I mean, choices, right?
Now, Xbox Game Pass Ultimate – it’s pretty much the holy grail for Xbox folks. It’s that one subscription you don’t have to overthink. You get fresh-off-the-press games the day they’re out, online play, discounts, and all that jazz. Who could say no?
Anyway – wait, that’s not where I was going with this. So, Kulebra and the Souls of Limbo, it’s a cool little adventure game. Dead snake in Limbo, interacting with lost souls, solving puzzles. Sounds deep, a bit like a Latin American twist on the afterlife. Oh, and those souls? They’re not the only ones you’ll come across. There’s something about facing “dark souls.” Not the game Dark Souls, just… dark souls. Confusing, I know.
And May 2025? It’s packed for Game Pass Ultimate. Other games are rolling in, too. Revenge of the Savage Planet (awesome name, right?), Doom: The Dark Ages, To a T… and Spray Paint Simulator – no clue when that drops, though. Sounds like a good month to ignore everything else in life.
Oldies but goodies are tagging along too. Modern Warfare 2, Anno 1800, and soon Dredge. Seriously, how do they cram all these in one month? Makes you wonder what else is on the horizon.
Okay, I probably lost track. Who knew an Xbox update could take up your whole day? But hey, this month looks wild for subscribers. Play all the things!