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Hey, Xbox fans! So there’s a bunch of games hitting Xbox platforms soon—like, every Xbox platform, from Series X|S to PC, and even Game Pass. I mean, no surprises there, but let’s see what’s cookin’, shall we? Some release dates might pull a disappearing act, so keep your eyes peeled. Ready? Let’s dive in.
Alright, first up—Ever dreamt of glory days at college football? Well, EA SPORTS™ College Football 26 Deluxe Edition might just make your dreams… slightly less elusive. Early Access kicks off July 7, with the world launch trailing on July 10. You gotta work your way up from a high school recruit to—you guessed it—a Heisman hero. There’s a zillion plays and a mountain of players. Oh, and spend a bit more; get the Deluxe Edition for early bragging rights. Classic.
Moving on—Remember the Tony Hawk games? Pro Skater 3 + 4 Digital Deluxe Edition lands (or flips?) soon. Activision’s bringing back all that grindy, kick-flippy goodness. It’s got Xbox Play Anywhere, so pick your board and do your thing. Skating’s all about freedom, right?
Next—Missile Command Delta, coming July 8. Missiles are on a vendetta, and it’s up to you to protect—well, everything. Atari’s reinvented this old classic, which I think is pretty cool (not sure why missiles always come out on top though). It’s all about strategy, and believe me, things get tense.
Somber Echoes—Setting rooftops on fire on July 8 too. Okay, maybe not literally. But acrobatic combat and sailing through mythlands? Count me intrigued. It’s a Metroidvania (yes, that’s a word, I think). If you’re into unraveling deep secrets or just showing off cool moves, this could be your stop.
The Last Camp—Who doesn’t love a bit of doomsday prepping on July 8 too? This one’s got the works: graphics, guns, grand maps… Survival strategy at its finest, kinda. Saving the world or something like that, one campfire at a time. The twist? It might actually be fun.
Rolling in hot—Ah, Love! Season 2—yep, more of those hopscotch heart levels, out July 8. Swap blocks, guide romance, dodge black hearts. Sounds like life, except in pixelated challenges and with fewer stakes. But hey, aiming for that romantic zone matters, doesn’t it?
Onwards we go—Minami Lane, hitting our screens July 9. Ever wanted to curate a cozy Japanese street? Now’s your chance. Tiny tanukis and cats roam as you design your quirky, idyllic lane. Good vibes, small joys, and a peaceful management sim. Life goals?
Rebel vibes—Rogue Raccoon busts onto the scene July 9. Sneaky, snack-stealing raccoons have missions apparently. It’s a heist for food, in a museum of all places. Challenging yet adorable. Note: don’t actually blame the raccoon if you get caught in real life.
Raise your flags—Holdfast: Nations At War arrives July 9. Battle it out in history’s most epic wars. Land or sea—choose your battlefield and rally on. Hundreds clash in the Napoleonic Wars—150 players per server, so expect chaos. Actual Napoleons not included. Probably.
Pixel warriors—Tiny Pixels Vol. 2: Stormy Knights charges in on July 9. Princesses need saving (again). Pixel art with a medieval touch. Lots of strategic button-mashing and castle explorations await. Helmets on, nostalgia up!
Last stop—Bendy and the Dark Revival, July 11. Survival horror mix-ups await in this topsy-turvy sequel adventure. Creepy animation world, ink demons lurking around every shadow—what’s not to love? Pack your courage, you’ll need it.
Whew! There you’ve got it—chaotic but thoroughly exhilarating releases in the world of Xbox. So, pick a title, gather some snacks, and lose yourself a bit in video game wonderland. Until next time, gamers!
